Sister-in-law Zhang saw that I had a problem before she said what she wanted. What a fairy! My parents’ faces immediately shone with joy and I was full of hope.
"Bah! Bah! Bah! "
Sister-in-law Zhang first stretched out her hand and spread her palm, then vomited a few mouthfuls in her palm, and finally sipped her eyes.
This line makes me feel sick, but I can’t help but admire Zhang Sister-in-law’s serious expression.
After sipping, Zhang Sister-in-law stared at me straight away, and her eyes almost came out for a long time without talking.
As soon as I was seen by her, she suddenly said, "This kid has hit an evil spirit, and a kid followed him. That kid was burned to death before his death. It’s very difficult."
It’s a miracle!
We didn’t say anything, so she saw everything. It seems that Tong Xian Yan didn’t smell it!
Dad quickly asked, "What should Sister Zhang do?"
"Don’t worry, big brother," Zhang Sister-in-law comforted her father. "It’s not a problem in this sister-in-law’s eyes. Just get rid of the little devil."
Mom said nervously, "How to get rid of it?"
Sister-in-law Zhang looked at me and said, "Is the kid hiding in your house?"
I rushed to nod and say "it’s just my home"
Sister-in-law Zhang said, "Let’s go to your house and I’ll drive that kid away myself."
Seeing sister-in-law Zhang so determined and so warm-hearted is not only a joy in my heart, but also a relaxation of my parents’ faces.
With the "master" in the seat, I am no longer afraid to run away and lead Sister Zhang to our house.
When I saw the door far away, I was afraid again. Although I didn’t see anyone at the door in broad daylight, I was still afraid that I would not go there alone.
Sister-in-law Zhang walked past me and turned around and said, "Why doesn’t this child leave?"
I pointed to the gate and said, "He is always there."
"What’s the matter!"
Sister-in-law Zhang rolled her eyes disdainfully, then strode to the gate of the courtyard, closed her eyes and mumbled, and recited it. I was not far from her, but I couldn’t hear clearly what she read. It was always like a monk chanting scriptures and a Taoist chanting, but I didn’t like it carefully.
I waited until my parents came over, and Zhang Sister-in-law finally finished reading her eyes and immediately opened her eyes wide and her eyes almost popped out. The roundness suddenly startled me. Before I could react, Zhang Sister-in-law shouted "Hey!"
This shout was sharp and loud, which scared me again. When I saw that Sister Zhang held out her left hand to the left and spat "bah", she held out her right hand to the right and spat "bah". Then she took her hands back to her chest and slowly pressed her mouth. She took a long breath and glanced at us dumbfounded. She was calm and said, "Okay, come in!"
"What’s ready?" Dad wait for a while asked 1 quietly.
Sister-in-law Zhang said, "Your family says that kid is always here. I have just kicked him out. He dare not come here."
"Was that Dharma just now?" Dad swallowed his saliva, looked around and then said, "Why don’t you burn paper?"
Sister-in-law Zhang said impatiently, "I have been practicing for decades, and my saliva contains my divine power!" You can scare the hell out of monsters by spitting twice, and you have to burn paper symbols? Can you get in? "
"Oh, oh …" We were afraid of offending Sister Zhang. When she got angry, she left us alone. We hurriedly rushed to nod and said, "Go in."
After entering the hospital, Zhang Sister-in-law turned around in four miles, and bent over to look and listen, and sniffed her mother and whispered to her father, "It’s still Zhang Sister-in-law. You see, this style is just different from ours."
Dad whispered, "I don’t know what she can see? Hear what? Smell what? I feel that this land has nothing but soil. "
Mom stared at dad and said, "What do you know? Sister Zhang’s eyes, ears and nose are different from ours! That’s from practice … "
Although my mother said so, I don’t know why. I always feel that Zhang Sister-in-law smells like a dog.
"This place smells like Sao." After a long time, Zhang Sister-in-law got up and said simply, "It’s not long before people become ghosts, which means there are really dirty things in your house."
"Ah?" Mother turned pale with fear from sister-in-law Zhang’s words. "What should I do?"
"Don’t worry," said Zhang Sister-in-law, "I’m not afraid of old ghosts, not to mention new ghosts. I’ll look at your room and then make plans."
Talking, Sister-in-law Zhang walked into the house. When Dad saw that he had to beat the door first, Sister-in-law Zhang came into the house with her hands clenched and her fists held high.
I glanced at sister-in-law Zhang, who had just sniffed the ground, and suddenly remembered that she was lazy and didn’t like to go to the toilet, and she always peed there quietly.
But I didn’t dare to say it.
I also wear a sister-in-law nose. It’s really smart
The fifth chapter Witch means strange mother
After entering the house, Sister-in-law Zhang turned several times, and then went to the bedroom. When she saw her eyebrows, she frowned tightly and said sullenly, "Your house is so heavy! It seems to be a real ghost! "
As soon as I heard this, I was so scared that I quickly hid behind my father, who was also nervous. "Where is Sister-in-law Zhang? Can you see ghosts? "
"Just behind you!" Zhang sister-in-law stared at her eyes and suddenly turned to her father.
"Mom!"
I was standing behind my father. I almost didn’t jump up and scream when I heard this. I ran as soon as I ran.
Dad also turned away with a white face. Behind him was a window, the old wooden fan screen window in the countryside.
Because there is a big tree outside the house that blocks the sun and the eaves are long, it blocks the light outside very tightly, and the windows and rooms there are dark, which looks gloomy even during the day.
"Don’t be afraid! Look at me, I’ll drive this evil ghost out! "
Sister-in-law Zhang shouted, "Too old gentleman is in a hurry! I am the Great Fairy Master of the Empress Dowager. Get out of here! "
The sharp and sharp sound made my eardrum ring wildly, and I secretly smacked. Although this sister-in-law style is a bit like a master, it is more like a village bitch.
When I shouted, I saw Zhang Sister-in-law suddenly stretch her hand forward and wave her hand to listen to a strange noise. I was so scared that my father and mother were dumbfounded, but Sister-in-law clapped her hands and looked back and said, "Well, the ghost has run away."
"Run away?" Mom and dad didn’t react at the moment, and I was a little indecisive
"Yes," said Zhang Sister-in-law. "Didn’t you hear the sound? That’s the sound when the ghost runs out of the window! "
"Oh!" It dawned on us
Sister-in-law Zhang pointed out of the window and said, "Do you see what day it is outside?"
Dad said "daytime"
"Yes!" Sister-in-law Zhang said, "It’s sunny outside and the sun is very poisonous! I can’t escape from the window in this haunted house, but there is this poisonous sun outside, and he will be burned to death as soon as he goes out! Your family can be regarded as a peace from now on. "
I said with a grain of salt, "Really?"
"This child!" Zhang sister-in-law stared. "Of course it’s true! I will lie to you? "
Dad is still a little unsure. "Do you want to do something else?"
"Of course," said Zhang Sister-in-law. "I’m a monk this day. Although ghost hunting is this … thing, it’s also killing. This … ghosts are also poor things. I can’t simply kill them. I have to do a ritual to cross over and reincarnate them and then be good people."
Mom heard nodding, "It’s this every day, it’s this every day."
Sister-in-law Zhang said, "Because of these ghosts, you have to do something."